Monday, March 31, 2008

On (My) Being Naive And/Or Far Too Cynical

A Parma Ultra was run over by a coach full of Juve supporters yesterday at a rest stop, and the Juve-Parma match was called off. A guy got hit by a bus, so a game was called off. I understand that it's (as usual) unclear what exactly happened -- whether there was fighting at the rest stop before the incident, if the bus driver was trying to get out before Parma supporters got close enough to throw things -- and also that, no matter the circumstances surrounding it, any death is a tragic one, particularly a death this unnecessary.

What strikes me as equally tragic, though, is that Juventus essentially had no choice but to postpone the match, such is the degree of power Ultras wield over Italian clubs. And there is no question in my mind that Juve made the right decision, because had the match been played, there would have been almost obligatory violence, presumably similar to that at Atalanta after Gabriele Sandri's death.

The situation is really difficult to fully sort out -- there was an accident that involved football supporters, yes. But there are accidents that involve sports fans on the way to support their teams depressingly often, and they almost never seem to affect the playing of the events those fans were going to attend. And maybe that's a bad thing -- maybe Italy is right in stopping to recognize tragedy when it strikes calcio's extended family. It would be easier to appreciate, though, if the stoppage was a decision motivated by something other than fear.

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Coincidentally, the eternally wise Clarence Seedorf has given a timely interview in which he restates his reasons for refusing to wear a black armband in that match against Atalanta, and questions Italian football's apparent eagerness to salute a fan while refusing to organize mourning for either Kakha Kaladze's brother or Cesare Prandelli's wife, both of whom died tragically.

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UEFA spokesman William Gaillard casually announced today that the 2009 Champions League Final could be moved from Rome if there is trouble tomorrow when Roma hosted Manchester United. Bizarrely (tellingly?) there's no mention of his words on the UEFA website, but the fact remains that when something of that magnitude comes out of Gaillard's mouth, it sounds awfully official.

And his statement is entirely reasonable -- despite the (mostly) peaceful group stages visit United made to Rome last December, it's impossible to shake the memory of those awful scenes last spring, when police tore through the United support leaving injuries and a (further) tattered Italian reputation in their wake.

But why would the statement be made in a press conference, rather than during serious, private conversations with Roma authorities, so they know what's at stake? Why tell everyone about it, and thereby open up the floor to people more interested in violence than football (no matter who they support) to be the ones to determine where the Champions League final is held?

Gaillard's statement indicated that there have been vast improvements in conditions inside the Olimpico, but added, in reference to incidents that took place in December, "We cannot have responsibility for bringing 40,000 people to the final and risk them being knifed in the city." Apart from the incredible insult of making Rome sound like it's teeming with knife-wielding maniacs, he's making an entirely reasonable point.

When the details started to come out about the December stabbings, though, it seemed that the fight happened in a known Ultra gathering place, and that the United supporters involved had broken off from the group being taking to the Olimpico, going in search of conflict. Now, I'm in no way saying they were asking to be stabbed, or that it's not awful that conflict can be found if one goes looking, but the fact is that there are "football supporters" everywhere for whom a match is as much an excuse for violence as it is anything else. Can the clubs be held responsible for those people when they encounter one another away from grounds? I really have no idea, but I don't like the idea of potentially putting the location of the CL Final in their hands.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

On the Subjunctive

Italian-speakers have informed me that the Italian media's lip-reading of Zlatan Ibrahimovic's "insult" of Roberto Mancini (Or was it Luis Figo?) Sunday night hinges on Zlatan having a firm grasp of how to use the subjunctive tense in Italian. This news makes me almost deliriously happy, though I can't quite put my finger on why. (Zlatan's grammar skills? The incredible seriousness of the media? The glory of conjugations?)

I expect that, on Wednesday, a camera will be trained on every substitute on every Serie A team as he exits it pitch, so the world will know what footballers really think of their coaches and, more importantly, about the level of each player's Italian. Any non-Italian who chooses to speak his native language will be approached on the touchline by a Sky minion and ordered to face the cameras and translate. Immediately. Any Antonio Cassano-style mouth-covering (utilized here to great effect by Mancini himself) will dealt with severely.

That is all.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Jinxing Fiorentina

Fiorentina were absolutely awful last night (apart from the saintly Sebastian Frey, whose brain fart on the first goal was made up for in triplicate in the subsequent hours and hours and hours of play). Dario Dainelli did a jaw-droppingly good impression of an old-time English centerback, booting the ball into Row Z every time he got anywhere near it. Midfield anchors Zdravko Kuzmanović and Marco Donadel vanished simultaneously, while Riccardo Montolivo went back into the months-long slumber after a tantalizing, two-match awakening. And Bobo. Oh, Bobo. Bobo was old.

But they survived. They played football that was only marginally more stylish that the herdball preferred by most four-year olds, but they did it together, and they got it done. Not only that, but they fouled the hell out of Everton in the second half which, in a way, was encouraging -- there were worries going into the tie that Everton's "physical style" would cause Fiorentina problems, and it undeniably did, but for stretches, this lightweight, underage team of clever passers gave as good as they got.

They battled their way to PKs and, thanks to Frey, the post, and their own belief, they're into the last eight. [In their two UEFA Cup matches that have ended in penalties, La Viola have converted eight of the nine spotkicks. (She said, knocking frantically on wood and throwing salt over both shoulders.)]

There's no coach in Europe who deserves silverware more than Cesare Prandelli, the man who's taught them how to play (sometimes, you can actually see his training sessions in the way they move the ball) and convinced them to believe, even as his personal life is putting him through hell.

And Mutu could be back for Napoli, on Wednesday.

I don't want to go around jinxing people or anything, but this could happen. It'd take some luck, and some ugliness, and a whole lot of cooperation from the universe, but it really could happen.

I think I need to go lie down.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

On Crap.

Not good enough, not disciplined enough, guided by manager with great hair who makes team decisions based on tarot cards -- take your pick, any of the three seems a plausible part of the explanation for Inter's toothless 180 minutes against Liverpool.

[And, as I type this, Mancini gets Pele ready to go on with 15 minutes left. Pele. I rest my case.]

Inter had three great chances, but they didn't finish; virtually every corner and free kick was wasted by Stankovic, Ibrahimovic and Chivu. For at least the fifth time this season (with Burdisso twice the guilty party), they had a player sent off early for a second yellow. And Mancio continues his bizarre attachment to Vieira and Stankovic who, despite his desperation to perform, has been largely ineffective, even when he manages to get fit.

[Ah, here comes Suazo for the last 10 minutes, now that Inter need four goals. Superb.]

Not good enough, either on the pitch or on the bench.

There was one positive, though: Rivas hit a laser pass from sideline to sideline that was moving so fast it nearly killed Stankovic when he tried to take it on his chest. That was pretty awesome.

[85th minute, Jimenez for Stankovic. When Mancini is asked to explain his substitutions, do you think he'll have the balls to say "fear?"]

Thursday, March 06, 2008

On Rui Costa

It doesn't matter how carefully he tucks in his shirt, or how fiercely he yanks at his socks before a match. By the 30 minute mark, Rui Manuel César Costa is an absolute mess: Socks at midshin, shirttails flying, mud somewhere on his body, even when the sky is at its most blue.

And no matter how hard he tries -- more often, it seems, as he's gotten older -- to act jaded and reserved before the ball is put in play, or when he's standing over a free kick, anyone who bothers to look can see, just underneath, that he's positively tingling. Tingling. Forget the titles, forget the acclaim. Forget the adoration. More than anyone else I've watched closely since the dark day I fell for football, Rui Costa adores playing the game with every fiber of his being. Every second on the pitch is a gift, one more chance to be a part of this game that's become his life.

Exhibit A: Portugal v England [June 24, 2004, Estadio da Luz (Lisbon, Portugal)]

Rui Costa was Portugal's final substitute in their epic Euro 2004 quarterfinal match with England, coming on for Miguel in the 79th minute. At the time, Portugal were losing 0-1; within five minutes, they were level.

It didn't matter that Rui Costa neither scored nor set up the goal, it was impossible to take your eyes off him, because he was everywhere (socks around his ankles, shirt hanging over his hips). Every time he touched the ball, there was a feeling something special would happen -- that he would make it happen, though sheer force of will, and desire, and passion. As the game went into extra time, he was bright and fresh and lively when everyone around him was running on fumes, and you could tell he was going to change the game (and that he knew it). This was his last chance; these were potentially his last minutes in the Portugal shirt, and he wasn't going to let them pass unrecognized.

(I don't even remember the penalty he missed.)

Exhibit B: Luís Figo Foundation Benefit Match [June 9, 2007 Estádio José Alvalade (Lisbon, Portugal)]

Charity matches are a strange animal: Packed with stars and talent, yet played at a full gear below a trot, they're a chance for friends to get together and play some mostly rubbish football before a more-or-less adoring public. It's understood that no one tries very hard, and nobody gets hurt.

And Rui Costa tries to follow the rules, he really does. He jogs (even slower than usual), he laughs, he tries to keep his runs to a minimum. But when he's got the ball at his feet, he just can't help himself. His entire being changes, and the event transforms -- just for those few moments -- from a lazy kickabout to an actual match in which anything can happen. He leans forward slightly, his head up, barely registering the way everyone responds to him and moves more sharply; with more awareness. And he plays a perfect pass out to the right, just like he's done a million times before, take another couple of steps, and stops to watch (following the rules again). The pleasure in that single touch is writ all over his body, from the way he stands to the way he holds his head, to the way, even at half speed, his socks still won't stay up.

Exhibit C: Naval v Benfica [February, 17 2008 Estádio Municipal José Bento Pessoa (Figueira da Foz, Portugal)]

With the score 1-0 in Benfica's favor and barely five minutes remaining in the match, Rui Costa is warming up on the sideline. The moment José Antonio Camacho calls him, the 35-year-old in his last season dashes to his side, taking off his bib as he runs. He drops his ear to his coach's mouth and listens and nods like a 17-year-old about to play his first professional match.

He enters the pitch in the 84th minutes and transforms the game: Every touch but one (and that one sets up Benfica's clinching goal) is clinical, displaying his vision, intelligence, and instinctive knowledge of how football is meant to be played.

Somewhere inside, he can feel the hours slipping away.